“I would rather have a half assed version of a relationship with someone who I truly enjoy spending time that might not want to marry me or even “officially call me theirs” then a marriage proposal to someone that just looks good on paper.
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
THIS IS THE MOTHA FUCKING GOD OF SEX, I SWEAR.
This is utter porn. Complete and utter porn. And I will always reblog said porn.
I read the first comment in Fury’s voice..